Isle of Wight. Location: Sandown. A high carbon footprint was to blame for yesterday's attack and subsequent complete distruction of the town Sandown.
It appears that high levels of Carbon Monoxide was identified as the source of the Dalek attrocity. They picked up large numbers of poor Bradford pensioners ie Tourists !!!!! waiting for their coaches in the Sandown area, all smoking, these Monday to Friday package holiday makers, now the only source of the Islands prosperous seasonal trade were obliterated in the first seconds of the attack.
My friend wonderbabe has been drafted in to suck up the excess carbon with her x-ray vision, it is hoped that Sandown can now be properly rebuilt using the Sandown regeneration project.